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[menkoi]

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[nohomework]

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Okay what if I just doordash waffles........

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[menkoi]

Huh? At least pretend you made them if you're going to do that

[nohomework]

I don't want to do that.

If I did that you might decide to make me make you waffles more.

[menkoi]

So what, if you're just gonna doordash them every time? It's not like you're doing any more work

The missed opportunity to impress me pisses me off

[nohomework]

Waffles would've impressed you? That's a low bar.

[menkoi]

[ no you idiot it's about you making the waffles! for him!! but now Yuri realizes belatedly that he's said too much ]

Tf do you have against waffles? You're such a pain.

[nohomework]

[ Charles is such a contrarian he can’t even help it most of the time and ends up making little messes. ]

just like you put them in a toaster and put syrup on them and that’s all.

[menkoi]

Yeah, that's all I expected from a lazy ass like you, and you're complaining about that

Now imagine if you ordered something fancy and told me you did it

That's a free tip, use it

[nohomework]

[ The wording is just enough that being charles being a contrarian will work out. He doesn’t wanna imagine it! He’ll just do it!!! Take that! ]

Whatever waffles it is.

[menkoi]

[ some guys are too easy??

but Yuri likes 'em like that sometimes, and... who doesn't love carbo-loading on fancy waffles ]

Oh? Don't act like it was hard, you owed me waffles this whole time

Now you may even get rewarded instead of in trouble again

[nohomework]

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[ Whatever. Charles orders the fanciest waffles he can find for delivery, yawning and rolling over in bed to snooze until they get delivered. ]